Easter holidays, eh?
They go on for approximately
forever.
The indoor Easter Egg hunt
at my sister’s house on Easter Sunday feels like it took place about a hundred
years ago.
Asking someone what they did
for Easter Sunday now would be about as annoying as people wishing you a Happy
New Year when you go back to work on January 6th and you think, ‘mate, shut up and get over it.’
But we’re officially
stiiiiiiiiiill on Easter break.
My daughter has turned into
a serial question asker in the last 14 days.
They come thick and fast,
and there’s no obvious link between any of them so you’re totally caught off
guard.
There’s no Mastermind-esque
specialist subject.
It’s like:
‘Why shouldn’t I pick my
nose if it gets it clean?’
‘When do we die?’
‘Do carrots have sugar in
them?’
‘What’s ham made of?’
‘Why are poos brown?’
WTF?
Sorry contestant- you’re out
of time.
My brain runs on about 1.5
cylinders at the best of time, and now I have my own personal John Humphrys
with an exhaustive list of questions on a no-holes-barred list of topics.
Does anyone ACTUALLY know
for sure if a pig is aware it is going to be turned into bacon?
Or who chose to name beef-
beef?
I thought work was tough,
but it is a piece of piss compared to this.
So my thoughts go out to the
nursery staff tomorrow.
Good luck guys.
I’m going to take it easy
tomorrow with a full on day of catching up with a bulging inbox and an unmanageably
long to-do list.
Where as you, YOU, have to
answer the pressing life questions generated by an inquisitive four-year-olds
brain.
BIG FAVOUR TO ASK
OK- so I know I keep asking
for nominations for awards BUT…
Please can you vote for me
in the Brilliance in Blogging Awards in the Writer category- the link is: https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/BiBs2016Nominations
Blog Name- You Can Take Her Home Now…
Blog URL - http://www.youcantakeherhomenow.co.uk
Blogger’s Twitter ID- annajefferson
Blogger’s email – annajefferson78@yahoo.co.uk
Why do you feel this blogger deserves to win the Writer award? BECAUSE
IT’S ACE (or your own reason…)
URL of your favourite post from this blog- whatever you rec.
Deadline is April 13. MASSIVE THANKS x
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