Having your kitchen replaced is really straightforward and even a bit of a laugh, said NO-ONE EVER.
The children are turning beige from the amount of microwave crap they are eating.
I've put on the best part of half a stone in seven days from mainlining Tesco own brand macaroni cheese.
And the plug hole in the bath is blocked up with old bits of food as we have to do the washing up in there.
Thank God for wine.
It's so low maintenance.
It only needs a corkscrew at best if it's posh, but mainly just a glass.
Or a mug if all the glasses are in the bath.