My son sleeps through the night!
I know I’m tempting fate but I don’t fucking care!
Also, when I say the whole night, I mean his day starts at 4am now- but that’s the time some commuters get up to go to work, so technically, yes, he sleeps through the night.
Practically, my day now starts three hours earlier than it did when I used to drug him with breast milk from 2am onwards as I lay there like a bed-bound heifer attempting to catch another 40 winks while he used me as a human dummy.
But those days are over *dusting hands*
We are moving on.
And I am going to embrace these eye-wateringly early starts.
I was having a think about what I could do with an extra three hours a day while still entertaining a one-year-old.
- Finish writing my novel
- Upload and print out all the millions of pictures I have of my children that are lurking on a range of digital devices
- Clean out the cupboards
- Sew at least one button back on every item of clothing my children own
- Sort out the children’s clothes to filter out all the really titchy baby gros I’m still squeezing my son into.
Day one. My son plays happily on the floor as I turn on the computer, then sit with my eyes shut in front of it as the glare feels like it is burning my retinas.
Day two. Tip out three drawers of children’s clothes onto the floor, just to stare at them for a couple of hours, then squash them all back into the drawers again.
Day three. Sit on the sofa under a duvet with my son in a headlock. 5.30am he gives in and goes to sleep on me.
Forget fast cars and big houses.
This is what success now looks like.
If you enjoy my blog, please could spare two minutes to vote for my blog in a couple of awards….
I’ve been shortlisted for the Brit Mums Brilliance in Blogging Awards in the writer category, the link is here; http://www.britmums.com/2015/04/vote-for-you-favourite-bloggers-bibs2015/ the writer category is number 7, and my blog's called You Can Take Her Home Now… (www.youcantakeherhomenow.co.uk)
Secondly, the MAD awards have just opened, I’ve been a finalist three times in the writing category, and it would be fab to be there again, the link to that is: http://www.tots100.co.uk/nominate-in-the-2015-mad-blog-awards/ (The writer category is second from the bottom on the second screen after you’ve nominated your blog of the year.)